Ocean's Twelve
Save your $9.50 and rent Ocean's Twelve when it comes out on video, if you feel you must see it at all. Halfway through this piece of celluloidal waste, Dan turned to me and said "So... I guess Steven Soderberg didn't direct this." At about two hours, I looked at Dan and told him that I was bored and asked him "How much longer?"
His response was "Only three more plot twists."
