HEY! GUESS WHAT!

Guess what it's really hard to do without electricity?

EAT! And WATCH TV! And CHECK YOUR EMAIL! And SLEEP (to some extent,)! BECAUSE THERE'S NO HEAT! OR LIGHT! AND I CAN'T GET MY FUCKING CAR OUT OF THE GARAGE!

Because garage doors need ELECTRICITY to work! HOORAY FOR SCIENCE!

I thank God that we still have hot water, and took a very very long shower to compensate for having no heat for over 14 hours. And, actually, I still have no heat.

But the good news is -- WE PROBABLY WON'T HAVE POWER FOR ANOTHER THREE DAYS! AND ALL MY FOOD FOR CHRISTMAS IS GOING TO SPOIL! AND THE FIREPLACE DOESN'T GET CLEANED FOR ANOTHER TWO WEEKS SO I'M GOING TO FREEZE TO DEATH! ALSO, HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR PIPES TO BURST? BECAUSE MINE ARE PROBABLY GOING TO!

The super good news is, this hasn't stopped me from going in to work! Someone picked me up in a news car. Yay for someone, because now I get to freeze and starve and GET PAID FOR IT! BECAUSE IT IS SO COLD IN THIS EDIT BAY I FEEL LIKE I'M AT HOME!

HOORAY!

...i'm going to go scavenge the vending machines for sustinence.