Please pick a fucking speed limit. On just this road, this block, it's 40 MPH. The next block, it's 25 MPH. Two blocks later, it's 45 MPH for about thirteen feet.

Your speed limit signs are only outnumbered by the amount of time and thought you put into building extra lanes for every goddamn thing under the sun. Extra left turn lanes, right turn lanes, lanes for carpooling, lanes for people who like the color blue.

Sincerely,
The Girl With The Michigan Plates Who Just Wants To Not Get Pulled Over By Asshole OSU Campus Cops