Bren Turns Over New Leaf, Scoffs, Throws Leaf Back Down
Went to rock show last night. Got drunk. Banged some heads.
Dan screamed "STOP SUCKING!" at the stage, because they are our friends and it's funny to make fun of your friends, except right after he said it the room went quiet, and the band actually ended their set right then due to technical difficulties. We felt the searing eyes of the disapproving crowd upon us, so Dan exclaimed "I DIDN'T MEAN IT! KEEP SUCKING!"
