LANSING, Michigan -- Twenty five repressed television news crew members, anchors included, cavorted to a local theater last night for the midnight showing of the Will Farrell film "Anchorman." The group snuck in several cases of beer, causing perhaps undue uproarious laughter during scenes other movie patrons did not find particularly funny.
I lost my job today! I know exactly where it went, it just didn't want to take me with it. So it's more like: My job ditched me today.
If I have to...
- make one more resume tape, I'm kicking someone in the teeth.
- make one more slate for a resume tape, I'm kicking someone in the teeth.
- asked one more time how I "cope" with not having a job in a month, I'll kick someone in the teeth.
- get told to "fuck it, just do nothing," one more time, I'll kick someone in the teeth.
- hear about my "attitude" one more time, I'm kicking someone in the teeth.
Total cost of shipping out a dozen resume tapes: $25.
Total cost of my ego when realizing said tapes suck ass: $0.