As Limp Bizkit begins a cover of "Behind Blue Eyes" at a concert in Schenectady, N.Y., an enormous rectum appears in the sky and buries Fred Durst in a steaming mound of dung. By the time a rescue crew digs him out, Durst is dead from suffocation. In an interview with Larry King, God says, "Look, I really like that song, but I wasn't about to waste a lightning bolt on that putz."

-- Magnet Magazine Issue #62, "The Back Page."