For the future, no one send me this shit. I'm only answering the questions I have jokes for.

7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW?

Everywhere.

22. FAVORITE HOBBY?

Sam. No, Frodo. No, wait, the other two. The less whiny ones. Also, you spelled hobbit wrong.

30. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?

Probably not me.

31. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?

Didn't you just read #30? Jesus, you are one dumb bastard.

33. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING?

Hey, what the hell happened to #32? Can't you count?

34. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?

Don't toy with me, I want to know why these questions are all misnumbered!

35. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?

Listen, I don't want to play Boggle with you. You apparently can't count, and no one wants to be stuck partnered with an illiterate douchebag during Yahtzee.