Bite My Ass, Princess Peach.
I wish I were anorexic. It would just be so much cheaper.
Do you think Keanu Reeves likes Mario Cart? Just a thought.
For some reason I bolted awake at seven am this morning thinking aliens were attacking us. It was just Dan playing "Animal Crossing" in combination with the snow plow going through the parking lot outside.
Waking up thinking you're going to have to kick some extraterrestrial ass is a very unnerving thing.
