I hate that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are going to remake Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory -- even if they do cast Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka. I'd love to see twenty or forty midgets dressed up as Oompa Loompas protesting on their front lawn. Every time I think of irate orange-faced green-haired little people clammoring about their million dollar Los Angeles estate, tearing up the landscaping and shaking tiny orange fists at the sky, I cry a little.