Tonight I discovered that my all time favorite beer, Rolling Rock, now makes a less than 3 carb a bottle brew called "Green Light." I have reached alcoholic heaven, and it is good.

So, speaking of the bar, let me tell you about this dumb chick I met tonight:

FUCK ME!

In addition to listening to her theories on the AIDS epidemic and starvation in the Sudan, I got to hear her utter the fucking words "Yeah, my IQ is 135, which is like, Stephen Hawking smart, but like, not as smart... I mean, I understand Quantum Physics..."

Honey, I know about the Four Noble Truths, but that don't make me Buddha.