"Ohio isn't the best state in the whole world, but it's not as bad as some. It COULD be West Virginia, you know. Or, God forbid, Arkansas."

"You're right... you could be living in... FLORIDA! ICK!"

"See?"

"We should probably devise a list of states that we could get rid of at any time to make room for Puerto Rico."

"You're right. Like a roster."

"Exactly. A 'Second String States' roster."

"States that are just riding the bench."

"Yeah. States that could be cut from the team at any time."

"Put Indiana right there at the top. And Iowa. Oh, and the fucking Dakotas."

"Let us not forget Nebraska. There's nothing there, anyhow."