Old People Are Fun
"I can't seem to find that two foot ceramic christmas tree!! It's GONE! I don't know where the big tree went to!"
"Mom, *I* have it."
"You do?"
"Yes. You gave it to me."
"I did?"
"Yes. You said, and I quote, 'Take this damn thing.'"
"I did?"
"Yes!"
"I don't remember that."
"Do you want it back?"
"Well, of course I do. Why would you want a two foot ceramic tree?"
