Old people merging on West 496 off the Waverly Road entrance:
HURRY THE FUCK UP! Stop driving like you just went shopping at Value City! Granted, I realize most of you HAVE just shopped at Value City, and are stunned into slowness from the great deals and fantastic bargains had by all, but SPEED IT UP, OLDIE! I cannot merge left because THERE IS A CAR THERE! I cannot slow down because I AM BEING TAILGATED! 496 is BUSY right there, so you HAVE TO GO FASTER! FASTER!!