Dear Noxema:
When I use your product, am I supposed to get that "BRRRrrr! Clean!" feeling on my skin? You know, from all the tingles on my face, where it's deep cleaning the fugly out of my pores? Aren't I supposed to dance around, giddy from the tingles, chanting "Clean! clean! my face is so clean!," etc?
That doesn't happen for me.