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February 14, 2003

Love Mummy And Poppy

I love having senile parents. It's fun. Like the time the Easter Bunny didn't come. Or the time that ALL the christmas presents were signed "From Santa," because someone forgot how many of the tags she'd already filled out, and how many should have been labeled "From Mommy and Daddy." Or that time I had to open my birthday card twice because "they forgot something."

February 15, 2003

loin cloths are sexy

I am ashamed to admit that I am now hopelessly a fan of Beastmaster.

February 18, 2003

error. error. felting error.

I'm almost positive that Martha Stewart is a cyborg alien. Notice how she strangely enunciates the wrong syllables and words in sentences, almost like she doesn't know how to put emotion into speech. She puts emphasis on things that don't normally get emphasis, like "the." I'm sure she can read. I just think she doesn't know how we humans actually express language.

February 24, 2003

shared bitching

You know what's better than getting drunk and bitching about your boyfriend? Bitching about him with his best friends. Especially when they're bitching right back at you. And then one of his friends says: "I hate him more than Avril Lavigne right now!" and I know I am loved.

February 26, 2003

in the year of our lord

I thought a good idea today, to carry out in practice from here on in, is to make all responses to my mother/father's questioning be: "Bible study." Anything, pretty much, can be answered with "Bible Study!".

"Where are you going?" "Oh, I'm just going to bible study." "What are you going to be doing?" "Studying God's Word." "When will you be back?" "After I study the bible."

"What do you want on your pizza?"

Bible study. Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

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