Burbank
I live no more than 100 yards away from the biggest DVD collection ever. While the clerks at 20/20 Video don't really recognize me by name, and they show no interest in getting to know me personally, they do remember my face. (And hopefully, my impeccable home video choices! No rentals of "Folks!" for me!)
Also, did you know that "Burbank" is actually the Spanish word for "Sauna"?